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TML Week #499: Verbatim reenactment from my single life (presented without comment)

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Verbatim reenactment from my single life (presented without comment)
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2014 Cecil Baldwin

Cecil: Scruff. September 7th. 12:46am.

Neo 1: Hey.

Cecil: Hey man, how’s it going?

Neo 1: I wanna piss all over your feet.

(long pause)

Cecil: Ummm…. No thanks.

Neo 1: Fuck you.

Cecil: I like my feet dry.

Neo 1: So dry them off after.

Cecil sighs, defeated.

CURTAIN.

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